Ode to P-Dub

Oh P-Dub, my P-Dub,

Thanks so much for coming

to the great city of Memphis,

To you I came a'running.

Your the coolest gal

and an awesome senorita.

You said we were "fun girls".

You really should have joined us for some 'ritas!

My life is now complete

For you brought Marlboro Man too.

It was the greatest Friday night

And I owe it all to you!

Disclaimer: All contents of the above poem may or may not be true. I may or may not have actually came "a'running". Don't embarrass me with flattery of my poetic abilities. I know I missed my calling.